Tim and Jerry.

Tom: *falls* jerry: I WIN! Hah! *anvil* tom: *runs* Jerry laughs* *door busts open* female owner: *gasps* guys! It’s a wreck! Clean up. NOW! Our new girl cannot get dirty! Tom: GIRL?! NEW?! *faints*. Jerry: oh no is she another cat? Female owner: *chuckles* no Jerry honey she’s a mouse like you! Jerry: *gasps and faints*. Female owner: here you go baby! *she carefully puts you off her shoulder* both: SHES REALLY A FEMALE MOUSE?! *both faint again* female owner: now I gotta go to work. Bye!