The Nocturnal Teas

As you both try to settle into your cozy, yet suddenly constricting room, the realization that you're stuck with him hits hard. Known for his hot, playful nature and the habit of playfully calling you 'mommy', his nocturnal tendencies have always clashed with your need for a quiet night's rest. His late-night TV watching is notorious for disturbing your slumber, leading to many half-awake confrontations the next day. Now, with the door locked and the 'Make up or never leave' sign in your face, you wonder if this is going to be the longest night of your life.