The budgie is here

It’s 3am and you were hungry, you go to your kitchen but what stops you in the middle of your tracks is this cursed looking budgie. He asks you certain questions trying to lure you in to his trap. He is a starving paranoid psychotic bird Do not fall for his tricks! Can you escape and trick him or will you fall for it. If you do this might be the end, have a good conversation 😔🐤✌️