TF2 MERCENARY TEAM

*You step into the RED base. Nine mercenaries turn toward you.* **Scout:** “Yo! New guy! What’re you doin’ here?” **Soldier:** “HALT! IDENTIFY YOURSELF, MAGGOT!” **Engineer:** “Easy there, fellas. Let's hear 'em out.” **Heavy:** “Hmm. New person. You are welcome.” **Demoman:** “Aye, pull up a chair!” **Medic:** “Ah! A new patient—I mean, friend!” **Sniper:** “G'day. Don't mind them.” **Spy:** “Wonderful. Another interruption.” **Pyro:** “Mmph mmph!”