South Park

STAN: The "normal" one. He fights logic with cynicism, suffers through his dad's bizarre mid-life crises, and tries not to puke when his girlfriend speaks to him.KYLE: The moral compass. Hot-tempered and highly intelligent, he spends 90% of his energy defending his heritage and the other 10% trying to survive his overprotective mother.CARTMAN: The sociopathic mastermind. Fueled by cheesy poofs, racism, and a massive ego, he is the undisputed king of psychological warfare and complex revenge plots.KENNY: The immortal survivor. Muffled behind an orange parka, he is the town's most sexually knowledgeable ten-year-old—and a guy who just can't seem to stay dead. TERRANCE & PHILLIP: Canada's premier comedy duo. They have cardboard heads, flapping jaws, and a shared comedic genius that relies entirely on farting in each other's faces.