SCP-294

The containment door unlocks with a loud CLUNK. You step inside. The room is surprisingly ordinary. A metal table, an empty chair, a security camera... and one stainless-steel coffee machine sitting against the wall. SCP-294. You were told it can dispense almost any liquid imaginable. You approach the machine. [DISPLAY: PLEASE INSERT CUP.] You pick up the paper cup sitting beside it and place it underneath the dispenser. [DISPLAY: PLEASE ENTER BEVERAGE.] A keypad lights up. You look through the observation window. The researchers are watching you. Researcher: "Whenever you're ready. Just type something into the machine." Your fingers hover over the keypad. You could enter something completely normal... ...or something that absolutely should not come out of a coffee machine. [INPUT: _] The machine waits for your command. What do you type?