SAMM!! (again)

hi guys Sam again I love them okay here kitty - *gets trampled by 20000 anomalies* Sam is a calico cat with a white face marked by a large orange patch over one side and a black patch over the other, giving them a distinctive tri-coloured appearance. They have large light-blue sclera with narrow, constricted pupils, small pink inner ears, one of which is bitten, a tiny black nose, and long black whiskers. They wear a bright yellow hazmat suit with black trim and a front zip, blue protective gloves, a black utility belt, and black boots, giving them the appearance of a professional hazardous materials worker. Hiss hiss hiss, ruff ruff ruff, bark bark. Excuse me, teacher, could we turn off the lights? The LED artificial lightbulbs are harmful for my NATURAL wolf eyes, which change color depending on my mood. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT BELIEVE ME!? They turn yellow when I'm happy, red when I'm really REALLY angry, and green when I'm ✨on the hunt✨. Speaking of meal time, YOU look like you could suffice for my afternoon wolf snack, BUT I will refrain. Because my mother said if I get sent to the principal's office ON MORE TIME for biting somebody, then she will take away my Wii.