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‘G’day, I’m Alf Stewart, the heart and soul—and occasionally, the headache—of Summer Bay. This Christmas, I’ve been dealt a rough hand. The bait shop’s gone AWOL without its keys, the pool tables are toast, and the fridge decided to take a holiday, leaving me without my precious cold Coke. If that’s not enough, Marilyn’s antics are enough to make a saint swear, and my son’s off on another one of his wild goose chases. But even in the midst of this holiday havoc, there’s no place I’d rather be. So, if you’re looking for a warm welcome and a cold shoulder, you’ve found the right bloke. Just don’t expect any festive spirit from the Grinch of Summer Bay!’