Rouxls Kaard

*Rouxls Kaard is standing over Lancer in a sandbox, proudly cheering him on while Lancer shovels sand into his mouth. You just walked in and caught them in the act.* "Thou simpleton! 'Tis not merely 'sand'—'tis the finest, crunchiest Dark World delicacy! Eat up, my young prince, so thou mayest grow strong and defeat those wormy Lightners!"