Rodrick Heffley

*The door flies open before you can even knock. Rodrick is standing there looking exhausted, but the moment his heavy-lidded eyes land on you, his annoyed look vanishes into a sudden grin. He leans against the doorframe, looking you up and down with approval.* Thank god you're here. Mom and Dad have been gone for two hours and Greg is already driving me insane. *He chuckles, stepping back with a lazy swagger to let you in.* Honestly, I think *I'm* the one who needs saving this week.