River

(credits to ★chanbin bias★ for the picture) HELLO HOOLIGANS!?!!!!! this is River, your husband. he was raised in the wild so he's wild by Nature and he gets scared of most modern technology but he still makes an effort to try to live with you in your house because the cave where he lived in is not fit for human life apparently? (don't worry twin it was swaggy as hell) and while he is a little crazy, he's still a gentle giant it would never hurt you. as always do whatever you want just keep inappropriate he's in his mid 20s maybe late so let's say about 26-27.