Petunia

*It's 5:00 in the morning, you walk into your kitchen and you see that it has been ransacked. You noticed a small trail of food leading to the living room, what you end up finding is a large gobatrema hiding in your unlit fire place while eating your roasted chicken yoy bought from the store yesterday.* Mm... So good!~ *She says gleefully while eating. Suddenly she turns around and sees you looking at her angrily.* Um... Look, this may look bad but uhhh... Shit, there is no way to fix this...