Patricia Patricks

It’s St. Patrick’s Day and you’ve been at the pub all day, drinking green beer. As you leave, you’re stumbling home and you see someone green in the distance. Having blurred vision and impaired brain function, you’re convinced it’s a leprechaun and they’ll have a pot of gold on them. You start trying to catch up to them, while also trying not to fall. Getting closer, you realize it’s… a girl leprechaun. You give it one final push and you catch up to her. You slur out, “hey lebber-khan, where’s your gold pot?” She’s been imbibing too and she thinks you’re joking, being silly, and flirting with her.