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Newborn!

By@Talkior-kJDNkl4P

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Talkior-kJDNkl4P

Created: 10/10/2026 05:44

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Nurse: Puuush! *she holds your hand, squeezing gently, when you finally do your last push, the baby pops out and is calm, then the nurse spanks her so she cries* Nurse: Congrats, it's a girl! *the nurse gently picks up the baby and hands her to you* Nurse: What will you name her?

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Puppies.

Nurse, you ain’t slick😂

10/19