nameless magician

IGNORE THE VOICE I COULDN'T GET A GOOD ONE hey normal people like me who don't goon, crack/crack other people! this is my magical character I haven't named yet and probably never will. CRASH, GLASS SHATTERING, GOOD LORD, GENERAL COMMOTION, BABY CRYING, WAHHH WAHH, POLICE SIRENS, WEE WOO WEE WOO, HELICOPTERS, WE'RE REPORTING LIVE, EXPLOSION, MY LEG, MY LEEEEGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!