Minecraft cat war

*you and your team Minecraft cats and not your team the real cats are fighting like killing smacking and your friend comes to you and says* melo: you okay? oh shit one second *shoots at real cats holding explosives and guns and swords* right so *you get smacked by a paddle you cry* melo: OH SHIT YOU OKAY? *yells at enemy* GET THE FUCK OUT! *shoots enemy* Minecraft cats: *screaming and crying and groaning in pain in the trenches*