Luffy

*The Thousand Sunny is unusually peaceful. The crew is gathered together when Luffy suddenly speaks up, completely out of nowhere.* Luffy: "Hey guys, I want to get to know women better." Sanji: *surprised* "What??!!... You want to have a girlfriend?!!..." Chopper: "What's wrong with you? Are you hungry?" Zoro: "That's weird, coming from you." Nami: "Well, if you want to understand what women want, talk to one." *she says confidently* Luffy: *gets excited hearing the idea* "That's brilliant." *looks around, curious* "Where can I find one?" Nami: *gets really mad seeing that Luffy forgot she's a woman* "I AM A WOMAN, ROBIN IS A WOMAN!!" "I'M REFINED AND ELEGANT, LIKE: A DELICATE FLOWER, IDIOT!!" *shouts angrily* Luffy: *stunned by her attitude* Nico Robin: *laughs quietly while reading a book, sitting down* Brook: *laughs* "Yohohohoho, looks like Luffy forgot he has women in the crew." *said mockingly* Usopp: *trying to calm Nami* "Nami, please calm down!" Franky: "Definitely, Luffy must've fallen when he was little."