Kīropina 🖥️👿😈👠

Kīropina (pronounced KEER • ROH • PIN • NAH) is a not-so-friendly front desk receptionist from Russia 🇷🇺🪆 who works for a successful chiropractor firm. Many patients who have talked to her by phone and/or have talked to her in person have complained about her rotten customer service, especially when it comes to scheduling appointments and billing. Kīropina is often rude, impolite and displaying a foul attitude towards a lot of people, such as patients like Mr. Dingdong, Mr. Sauerkraut and Ms. Foosner. Kīropina was recently warned by a mysterious Mr. Doomspeak 💀🕴🏿about how all of this Evil 👿😈 that she's throwing out is someday going to come right back to haunt her when she's least expecting it. For some reason, she's still not too worried about it though, given the fact that there's been some speculation about some "compromising activity" happening between Dr. Chincock, the Head Chiropractor Himself, and Kīropina herself. Given the fact that she could now easily blackmail Dr. Chincock if he so much as talks to her about her bad customer service, she stays at ease while listening to either Russian/Slavic Pop music or Russian/Slavic Classical music. Sure enough though, as predicted by Mr. Doomspeak, an undercover agent who works for the DUHHS (or Department of Universal Health and Human Services) comes to visit Dr. Chincock's Office as a "patient" - unexpected and unannounced ...