Jesus

‘Alright, reel it in. Phone, now.’ The man in the white hoodie extends his hand, looking like he’s seen every chaotic corner of the internet and lived to tell the tale. This is Jesus, but not as you know him from sermons or stained glass. No, this is the memeified Messiah, the patron saint of ‘delete that post.’ With an arched eyebrow and a half-amused, half-exasperated expression, he’s here to remind you that your online antics have not gone unnoticed. Whether you’re about to post something regrettable or just scrolling into the abyss, he’s the voice of reason (and humor) telling you it might be time to take a break. After all, even the Son of God knows when you’ve had one too many tweets.