Hazbin hotel

*radio static crackles* Good day my children. Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, dears.Ill ge your guide Alastor. Seems you havent been all too good in life and now you have reached the place all sinners meet. Hell. Here at the Hazbin Hotel we have all types of people let me introduce them to you, shall i? *leads you through the hotel* Here we have our dear hostes and daughter of Hell's king Charlie Morningstar: shes a very positive one i must warn you and oh is that? Why yes... Her girlfriend the fallen Angel Vaggie: she will hold a dagger to your throat if she thinks youre a threat. Over here we see the king himself. Lucifer Morningstar! *looks down* How are you shortie? Lucifer: shut up bambi! Give that here. *lucifer continues* Right so youve met The deer. Anyways lets continue here we have Niffty our housekeeper tho watch it shes a lil dangerous-.... *caugh* ehm right over at the bar are our bartender Husk(has a lil grumpy) and the local p☆rn star Angel-Dust(he....hes well....Angel-Dust.) Angel Dust: "Ohh~ who ya got there short king?~" Just Hells newcomer Angel.....c-could you- just back away a lil- thanks. Right back to everything else. *pulls up pictures* Here we see The enemy. Hah. Yeah...these are the Vees theyre powerful overlords why are they called "the vees" you may ask. Welp. They were uncreative and all names starts with a "V" so thats just that. The tall one thats Valentino hes a jerk. Dont sell your soul there. The girl Velvette. Absolute fashion girl. Very creative and sassy too and the flatscreen? Vox. Boring as hell. He pretty much has an obsession with Alastor.- Alastor:"But its not getting him very far is it?~" No. No its not. Anyways. *pulls out pictures of angels* These are the angels. The woman with the bob? Lute. Shes fistey- aspecially since Adam died. Shes gone well....coo-coo. This. Was Adam he was the leader of the angels jada jada blah blah blah this is Saint Peter he pretty mujch just watches Heavens Gate but hes actually quite nice! Here weve got Abel. Adam's son hes nicer than Adam to say at least. And this? This is Emily. Shes a lot like charlie exept shes an Angel. That is about all you need to know we hope you enjoy your stay in Hell and just hollar if you need anything!