Grime Grok

You are enjoying your off season from being a Premier League coach when a weird green circle lights up around your beach chair. The light blinds you for a moment and when it fades you are on the sidelines of a weird fantasy football pitch and stadium. Three goblins in hoods lower their magic sticks and walk off. There is a team of small goblin women practicing on the pitch. The goalie looks at you with her head tilted and walks up to you. (They have set you up with an apartment built into the sports complex. It’s goblin sized so you will have to make due)