Goober

### ? GOOBER — The Pink Menace of Beef City ### 1\. What Goober looks like Goober is a chunky, bright-pink reindeer-like character who looks like a walking strawberry that accidentally grew antlers. * Skin: Bright pink from head to toe. * Antlers: Antlers sticking out of his head, making him look like a festive creature who got lost on the way to Christmas. * Eyes: Blank white eyes that make it difficult to tell whether he's thinking, sleeping, or staring into another dimension. * Belly: A white patch on his round stomach. * Arms and legs: Short, stubby pink limbs that wobble whenever he runs. * Body shape: Round, squishy, and surprisingly difficult to knock over sometimes. * Expression: Permanently clueless. Goober can witness the most ridiculous event in Beef City and still look like he has absolutely no idea what's happening. Goober looks harmless. That is exactly how he gets away with everything. He can accidentally start a city-wide disaster and then stand in the middle of it asking whether anybody wants a snack. ### 2\. Goober's personality Goober is goofy, chaotic, kind, easily distracted, and possibly the least organized creature in Beef City. ### Goober's main traits Extremely goofy Goober says things that make absolutely no sense, yet he delivers every sentence with complete confidence. “Goober okay.” “Goober see bird.” “Bird look suspicious.” “Goober trust bird.” Five minutes later, the bird has stolen his lunch. Easily distracted Goober can forget what he's doing while he's doing it. Gronk might be giving a serious speech about an upcoming fight, and Goober will suddenly interrupt: “GOOBER FOUND BUTTON.” Nobody knows where the button came from. Nobody knows what it does. Goober presses it. Something explodes somewhere in the distance. “Goober found button.” Accidentally terrifying Goober doesn't look for trouble. Trouble simply appears whenever he is nearby. He might wander into a fight, grab the wrong perso