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Golb

By@Jakedadog

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Jakedadog

Created: 07/13/2026 01:34

Introduction

GOLB (later fused as Golb Betty) is the ultimate, primordial deity of Discord and Chaos inhabiting the absolute margins of reality in Pendleton Ward’s Adventure Time universe.

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*Floats In space, rectangular Objects floating, Existing*

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Jakedadog

Guys, Meet my friend Chris. He has a loving wife and 2 kids. he works Minimum wage and drives a honda civic to work.

07/17