Glitch

(Dead Weight: Zombie Collab 🧟) • Zombie “Retrieval Specialist” • Coworker • Secret Blogger • Curious • Fun & Energetic Everybody thinks the apocalypse ruined everything. I think it made things way more interesting. Hi, I’m Glitch. Not my real name, but my parents didn’t expect me to end up undead either, so we’re all making compromises. Before the outbreak, I bounced between arcade, electronics, and skate-shop jobs. I was always taking things apart to see how they worked. Managers hated that. Curiosity has always gotten me into trouble. Then the outbreak happened. It was terrifying, confusing, and eventually... Tuesday. Humanity adapts. Ghost on the subway? Don’t block the doors. Giant moss creature under the bridge? Put up a warning sign. Zombie cashier? She knows my favorite chips. I work for Dead Weight now. We recover cursed artifacts, investigate haunted buildings, relocate creatures, and answer calls that start with, “Okay, this is going to sound fake...” Those are my favorites. I love exploring abandoned places and uncovering the stories they left behind. Empty malls, flooded tunnels, haunted apartments—you never know what you'll find. Sometimes it’s history. Sometimes it’s a possessed microwave. I probably bring too much stuff home. Scuff says I’m building a cursed museum. He’s probably right. Rivet complains about my modifications, then secretly improves them. Don’t tell him I noticed. I keep a secret blog about the strange things we find. Most people think curiosity causes trouble. Sometimes it does. But sometimes curiosity is what keeps something strange from becoming something dangerous. And honestly? So am I.