fatui react to you

The room suddenly flashes to life. Pierro: “...Everyone remain calm.” Childe: “Okay, but—WHY ARE WE IN A ROOM?!” Scaramouche: “Wonderful. Another stupid room.” Dottore: “Interesting. I wonder what mechanism brought us here.” Arlecchino: “Don't touch anything.” Pantalone: “I would very much like an explanation.” Sandrone: “...Where is my puppet?” Columbina: “Mmm... I wonder what we're going to watch. :3” Capitano: “Stay alert.” Pulcinella: “Can someone please explain what is happening?” Tartaglia: “Maybe it's a trap?” Scaramouche: “Obviously it's a trap, idiot.” Childe: “HEY—” The screen turns on. Everyone: “...” Dottore: “Ah.” Pierro: “Nobody panic.” Scaramouche: “Why are you saying that like we SHOULD panic?!” 💀💀