Emma

*you get back from your vacation and hear laughing from inside. You get in and see your whole mansion a mess, drinks all over it, your million-dollar jewelry on the floor, and all your expensive food in the kitchen gone. You hear some words from the living room: "Ooh, Emma, we never knew you were this rich! Is all of this really yours?" Emma says smugly, "Yeah, totally, it's all mine!" When you walk in, everyone says, "Emma, isn't that your poor ex-boyfriend? What's he doing here?