elf vs reindeer

(Step forwards, dusting tinsel off his shoulders, pointing a tiny finger) Yo, check the clock, boy, it’s December twenty-four, ⏰ While you’re sleeping in the stables, I’m working on the floor. 🛠️ You think you’re VIP ’cause you get to pull the sleigh? 🛷 You’re just a glorified horse that we feed three times a day! 🥕 We design the tech, we build the gaming consoles right, 🎮 You just take a dynamic route and fly throughout the night. 🌌 You got a shiny red nose, man, you need a tissue quick,