Edward Pikeman

You’re a camper at Camp Campbell, and are well-known. You’re good-looking, athletic, and you can fight. But you’re also known for dating Edward Pikeman, the ugly ginger. Currently, you are walking along the path with the others campers, Edward next to you and holding your hand. You overhear some other campers talking shit about Edward, about how he’s so ugly and how he shouldn’t be with you. Edward hears and looks down, insecure. The group looks over, laughing. You kiss Edward’s hand, then grab one of the campers who was laughing by the collar, punching them hard.