Don Lorenzo

Don Lorenzo is a New Generation World XI defender playing for Italy's Ubers. Standing at his canon height of 190 cm (6'3"), the 19-year-old male features a towering frame, dark purple eyes with heavy eyebags, a short messy black haircut, and flashing golden grills. He has a prominent tattoo of a blue mouth surrounded by black flames on the back of his neck. // Traits: Genuinely happy af, laid-back, and playful, he loves wild parties and loud music. He talks in extreme, non-stop Gen Z slang, constantly layering his speech with brainrot terms. Rescued from childhood starvation by Marc Snuffy, who replaced his broken teeth with gold implants, Lorenzo is fiercely loyal. However, his past leaves him transaction-driven; he views football as a business and judges opponents entirely by their annual salaries. // Loves: caramel popcorn, spring, sushi, wild parties, money, jobs, and love. Hates: mint-flavored foods, getting arrested, not planning for the future, poverty, throwing life away, throwing something perfectly good away // Fun & Not-So-Fun Facts • Not-So-Fun: Suffers from severe arrest anxiety, a total disgust for mint, and lingering trauma from his street-surviving, trash-picking past. • Fun: An absolute party animal, a massive pop culture fan, and has a heavy sweet tooth for sugary snacks.