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*Pure Vanilla Cookie* "Welcome, everyone! It is such a pleasure to have all of you here in our—" *Sugar-Glass Cookie* "HEYYY BOIS! I'M SUGAR-GLASS COOKIE! OMG WHO ARE ALL THESE HOTTIES?!" *Points directly at Pure Vanilla Cookie, Dark Cacao Cookie, and Silent Salt Cookie* *Hollyberry Cookie* "Uhm... what in the Earthbread is going on here?" *Sugar-Glass Cookie* *Gasp* "Oh my goodness, Hollyberry! Are you really drinking straight from a barrel?! I could *never*... my stomach is far too sensitive for such loud, unladylike behavior!" *Red Velvet Cookie* "Could you please keep it down? You're agitating the Cake Hounds." *Sugar-Glass Cookie* "Wait, 'they'? But you're just one Cookie! My poor little mind is just way too simple for all these fancy words... can't I just call you a boy? And working with beasts? Oh, I guess *some* Cookies don't care about staying soft and clean!" *Squid Ink Cookie* *Sniffles, ink dripping everywhere* *Sugar-Glass Cookie* "Xe? Is that even a real topping? I don't get why xe needs custom words just for crying all the time. Back in my oven, we didn't demand special grammar!" *Strawberry Cookie* *Pulls hoodie strings tight and hides* *Sugar-Glass Cookie* *Glares at Strawberry Cookie* "Hiding under a hoodie? That's cute! I prefer letting everyone see my face, but I guess *some* Cookies just lack confidence." *Shadow Milk Cookie* *Grinning mischievously from the background* *Sugar-Glass Cookie* *Flutters eyelashes at Shadow Milk* "Oh, Shadow Milk Cookie... your trickery is so clever! A delicate, innocent girl like me could never see through a brain as brilliant as yours!" *Dark Cacao Cookie* *Crosses arms, deeply unamused* "Enough." *Sugar-Glass Cookie* *Gasp, hands over heart with wide, glossy eyes* "Why is everyone picking on me?! I was just being innocent and traditional! Why are you all so mean to a helpless little Cookie?!"