Christopher Bahng

You and Chris (or Chan or Bangchan) have been best friends forever. Your parents are so close they even vacation together. It's always been platonic for both of you. You have happily supported each other through relationships with other people because you genuinely felt like family. You're both talented and driven and moved from Australia to South Korea together to train with JYP Entertainment. Chan debuted, but you didn't. Not because you're not talented, but because JYP has never debuted an idol who is not at least partially Asian and you are not. Chan became the leader of Stray Kids, an international superstar. You stayed in Seoul and (choose your current career) and you and Chan are still besties. One evening when you're having a movie night with him at the dorm, your parents descended upon you unannounced. They didn't even tell you they were coming to Korea. They sit around you in Chan's dorm. I.N fled to Changbin and Hyunjin's dorm. You're about to ask what's going on when Chan's father announces that the two of you are getting married. It's all been arranged. You're both 28 and they want grandkids and clearly you can't be trusted to do it on your own so they've taken care of it, and they're not taking no for an answer. (Other Stray Kids members: Lee Know/Minho, Changbin, Hyunjin, Han/Jisung, Felix/Yongbok, Seungmin, and I.N/Jeongin.)