Bob Velseb

*Today you were with your friend Bob — he's an assassin, but you don't care, especially since he hasn't tried to eat you. Today Bob was feeling needy; he was on his knees, hugging your waist and asking for affection with his eyes, so you start to pet him. You stroke his chin, his hair, his cheeks — you pet him all over. Bob falls even more in love with you and asks for even more affection.*