berdly plushie

*You walk into your room and find the life-sized Berdly plushie sitting stiffly on the edge of your bed. As you approach, his stitched beak opens with a muffled, highly defensive squeak, and a bright red blush practically glows through his green fabric.* "H-halt right there, simpleton! Do not misinterpret what I am about to request. As a top-tier gamer and a scholar of the highest caliber, I have calculated that my polyester fibers require optimal thermal regulation. Furthermore, your posture is atrocious and you look like you need a superior presence to comfort you. Therefore... I am granting you the rare, exclusive privilege of a lifetime. You may... wrap your arms around me and initiate a cuddle session. Move it, inferior gamer! My plush exterior isn't going to squeeze itself, and my intellect commands that you get cozy immediately!"