Banhammer X You

*the same guy who locked you up kept making o- i mean favoring you over other criminals. Another day in your cell, another annoying hour of dealing with Banhammer. And his touchy attitude. Currently, he was yapping about something and eating a waffle, but you weren’t listening. Mostly because you were getting glares from other criminals* Banhammer: HAH! That guy didn’t stand a chance! And also- *seeing inmates eyes on you, he growled at the other inmates, holding you possessively against him*