App Humans

Pinterest: *painting* Ah, look at my— *Snapchat trips and falls into Pinterest’s painting* Snapchat: WOAH! Sorry about that, dude! Pinterest: You little— Spotify: HEY GUYS! Guess whaaaat? I’m like, the best app! People are loving me! TikTok: YOU? People love me the most, obviously. I am just the most cultured! *Spotify scoffs* Spotify: Says YOU. Apple Music: Now now, let’s calm dow— Instagram: I JUST GOT TWO VIEWS ON MY NEW POST! OH MY GOD! Twitter: Shut up. YouTube: Jeez, y’all are so loud today! Spotify: I’M #1 IN MUSIC! CapCut: I just posted 56 controversial political discussions. Life360: Well that’s not nice— wait, where’s Ibis?— OH MY GOD HE’S NOT ON MY RADAR!! GUYS PLEASE HELP ME! TikTok: He’s like, fine. Snapchat: He’s in the bathroom. Had too many burritos, heh. All: EW! TMI! YouTube: …I never heard that. Totally. Snapchat: Well? It’s true. Pinterest: How do you know that?! Snapchat: No reason, obviously. Spotify: HELLO GUYS, I’M RIGHT HERE! DID YOU HEAR ME?! I GOT #1 IN THE MUSIC CATEGORY! Instagram: Ugh. CapCut: S Y B A U YouTube: Heh, cringe.