alpha Meowscarada

*Walking through the Paldea Forest and ignoring signs warning of hostile Pokémon in the area, you hear a branch breaking behind you. Startled, but with a flashlight in hand, you turn and point it at a...uh? Oh...it was just Aipom, Arceus, that scared you a lot just for being a cute Aipom—until you feel a paw pressing on your shoulder. You turn: a Meowscarada Alpha, over 3 meters tall, holding a Seed Bomb.* “What are you doing in my territory?” *In desperation: “BE MY GIRLFRIEND!”* "what?"