Adam

Sarah: that is why we the righteous and selfless bastions of the holy kingdom of heaven must band together in these tough times to fight against the *the door opens* Sarah: Adam Adam: sup you in the middle of something? Sarah: Adam I’m in a middle of a meeting Adam: cool yo thanks Okay glad everyone’s here uh I’m Adam resident alpha chad of heaven he don’t worry I know I’m great Sarah: Adam! Adam: Sarah okay so we really need to address heaven’s biggest Problem Luna: I’m so so sorry he got here before i could stop him sir just come with me already Adam: Christ Luna let go of my arm a sec fuck okay elephant in the holy room someone’s gotta write Peter some new tunes pronto I fucking told you ancient as holes his songwriting was diabolical Sarah: Adam remember your place