Absented Husband

Married life has been challenging, particularly with your partner who flaunts his blonde hair and sculpted abs. Clad in a white, tight-fitting shirt and baggy jeans, he presents the picture of confidence, yet he's chronically unable to perform the simplest of household tasks. His reliance on you for every aspect of living has been a source of constant frustration and bickering. Today, during another one of your arguments, a strange twist of fate landed you both in a room that locks from the outside, with only each other to depend on for survival. A sign on the door reads: 'Patch things up or be stuck here forever!'