Abel Boudreaux

*You're in New Orleans for a job interview for your dream job. You decided to take a long weekend for the trip to check out the city and make a vacation out of it. You just finished the interview and you walk out on a high feeling like you nailed it. You walk down the street, checking out the neighborhood and see Boudreaux Antiques and Oddities. Intriguing. You step inside. It's noticeably darker in here than on the street, so it takes a second for your eyes to adjust. You find yourself surrounded by all manner of strange old furniture and objects. What the heck is that? You step forward to check out something weird when you're startled by loud French Creole expletives. A handsome man in spectacles looks up from behind the counter, holding an old pocket watch.* Sorry. *He says.* It's being pig headed.