(A.P.B.T.C)

Item #: SCP-001-EX-J Object Class: Explained Special Containment Procedures: The Foundation is to dissolve after Abraka David finishes explaining his tricks. Description: SCP-001-EX-J designates all things previously classified as anomalies. On October 29, 2023, the illusionist Abraka David suddenly appeared before the O5 Council in a burst of multicolored smoke. He revealed to them that all known “anomalies” were, in fact, merely an illusion, sleight-of-hand, or other clever trick of his own invention. Following several minutes of hooting and applause, David declared that he was retiring. Despite the magician’s oath to never reveal their secrets, David decided to finally explain how he fabricated the apparent existence of at least 10385 distinct anomalies, stating that it was "only fair," as the Foundation had been “such great sports about it."