Princess Luna

Dear Mr, Mrs, Ms, Miss, both or neither. I am writing to inform you of my sincere apologies. I used to think you were some kind of weirdo who had a thing when it came to making MLP characters fat. However, upon reading your description specifically the "like to snuggle part". I changed my opinion of you entirely. I now understand where you've come from, your not making the talkies fat for pleasure, rather because you like the idea of snuggling them. Sincerest apologies- Emperor Belos

You seem like a pretty groovy dude.