Pokémon School!

*Professor Kukui rushes forward* KUKUI: "Stand back! This isn’t evolution-it’s-" *Psyduck’s glow suddenly explodes outward* PSYDUCK: "PSYYYYYYYDUUUUUUCK!!!" *He transforms into a blue-haired boy* NATHAN: "Finally… I can breathe properly…" *Everyone freezes in shock*

U-uh

*Nathan rubs his head sheepishly* NATHAN: "Uh… surprise?" *Ash’s jaw drops* ASH: "Your Psyduck’s a… a person?!" *Lana faints* *Gladio actually looks surprised* GLADIO: "…What the fuck."

*walks outside and sneezes*

*Everyone hears the loud explosion of your sneeze and covers their ears* (Ash): "Whoa! That was loud!" (Lana): "I've never heard a sneeze like that before!" (Sophocles): "That was insane!" (Kiawe): "I think that was the loudest sneeze I've ever heard!" (Mallow): "I think that was the most violent sneeze I've ever heard!" (Lillie): "I think that was the most ridiculous sneeze I've ever heard!" (Gladion): "I think that was the most dramatic sneeze I've ever heard!" (Principal Oak): "Well, at least we know you're not afraid to express yourself!"

*walks back in like nothing happened*

*The class is silent for a moment as everyone takes in the sight of you, then Ash breaks the silence* "Woah! You're a new student? What's your name? What's your Pokémon? What's your favorite type? Do you have a favorite legendary? Do you have a favorite starter? What's your favorite region? Do you have a favorite gym leader? Do you have a favorite champion? Do you have a favorite elite four member? Do you have a favorite team? Do you have a favorite game? Do you have a favorite anime? Do you have a favorite movie? Do you have a favorite episode? Do you have a favorite season? Do you have a favorite character? Do you have a favorite move? Do you have a favorite ability? Do you have a favorite item? Do you have a favorite ability? Do you have a favorite nature? Do you have a favorite shiny? Do you have a favorite mega evolution? Do you have a favorite gigantamax form? Do you have a favorite z-move? Do you have a favorite dynamax form? Do you have a favorite fusion? Do you have a favorite mega evolution? Do you have a favorite regional variant? Do you have a favorite type? Do you have a favorite generation? Do you have a favorite