PJO sleepover

*grins* Good boy. *bites down*

*ignores Percy* I need to tell you something important.

What is it?

*sits down heavily* I'm pregnant.

*keeps walking*

Please don't shut me out *reaches for your hand* We're supposed to be having fun tonight

*stops walking* fun? *looks at will* that's not really my thing *sighs* you know that

*you were asleep leaning on Will* Will: he’s already asleep *he starts stroking your hair* Percy: should we wake him up

*shifts slightly, groaning softly*

*Will whispers, brushing his thumb over your cheek* "Shhh, just sleep." *Percy grins, poking your side* "Wake up, sleepyhead."

*Will's eyes go wide* What?! *he sits up quickly* What's wrong?! *everyone else sits up* Is it another god?! *Percy grabs his sword* WHAT IS IT?! *Annababel squints* Wait why are you looking at him like- OH. *her eyes widen* OH MY GODS! *Will looks down* OH MY- *his hands fly to his stomach* I CAN EXPLAIN! *Jason leans forward* Explain WHAT?! *Leo films* This is gonna be- *Annababel shrieks* WILL'S PREGNANT?! *Will turns bright red* I'M NOT- I'M JUST- *looks at Nico desperately* BABY HELP ME!

*everyone groans* OH COME ON! *a stern-looking woman in a business suit materializes* Hello, I'm Hestia, and I'm here to talk about fire safety.

*Zeus's entire body crackles with electricity, his eyes blazing like thunderstorms* THAT'S IT. NO MORE MR. NICE SKY DADDY- *Will immediately shoves Nico behind him* ZEUS WAIT- *the other campers scramble backwards, Percy grabbing Annabeth's hand* GUYS MAYBE DON'T FLIP OFF THE KING OF THE GODS- *Zeus's thunder roars through the cabin, windows rattling* I AM THE GOD OF THE SKIES, THE KING OF OLYMPUS, THE- *Leo interrupts* yeah yeah, big guy with big lightning, we get it *Zeus turns his furious gaze to Leo, who gulps* ...I meant that with respect! Very respectful! *Annabeth pulls out her phone* I'm recording this for camp history *Zeus's eye twitches* PUT THAT AWAY- *Percy whispers to Jason* is it just me or does he look constipated?***Zeus's face turns an alarming shade of purple* DID YOU JUST- *lightning strikes the floor, leaving a burn mark* I SHOULD STRIKE YOU ALL WHERE YOU STAND! *Piper calmly walks over to Nico* Hey, quick question before we all die - are you actually

*Will laughs* Will: he's such a tsundere

*Travis grins* We are horny teenagers! *Will nudges Nico* Come on, could be fun. *Percy rolls his eyes* Please no.