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*everyone stares* Piper: Don't you '3' us! *Annabeth drops braid* Annabeth: WHO DID IT?! *Percy's face darkens*

*shrugs casually* someone who’s really mad at me I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*Leo scoffs* Leo: I'm not scared! I just have a healthy respect for- *Jason smirks* Jason: You literally jumped back. *Percy sits back down* Percy: Fine, keep your secrets. But if anyone comes after you again...

As a looney tunes fan , this is awesome

*Travis grins* Travis: We got tunnel traps! *Distant THUD* Leo: I'M A ROADRUNNER! *Percy wheezes* Percy: He's doing the tunnel dash!

*Connor grins* Connor: We added fake tunnels! *Distant CRASH* Leo: THAT'S NOT A TUNNEL! *Percy wheezes* Percy: He just ran into a fake wall!

*Piper grins* Piper: Coming right up! *taps phone* Got him diving for shells!

*eyes light up watching video* OH HE’S ACTUALLY CRYING? *saves it* this is gold

*Percy points* Percy: And there's more! *shows video* Seaweed in his hair. *Piper laughs* Piper: The nereids braided it! *Another notification* Jason: Oh, Frank just tagged him in 'Campfire Fails 2023'. *grins* Caption: 'When you mess with the wrong 14-year-old.' *Piper's phone buzzes* Piper: Two hundred shares! *grins wickedly* The Hephaestus cabin commented 'That's what you get for being cocky!' *Leo's distant wail* Leo: IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE! *Percy shrugs* Percy: Should've thought of that before calling people pocket rockets.

Hey Kay ,

*Kayla looks up* Kayla: Yeah? *Leo whispers frantically* Leo: Pretend I'm not here!

*grins wickedly* Leo just called me pocket rocket and got schooled in sparring *leans against doorframe*

*Leo flexes* Leo: Firebug? I'll show you- *suddenly creates a fireball* Percy: FIGHT!

*dodges sideways* too slow! *rushes forward*

*Leo jumps back, firing another flame* Leo: Not bad! *grins as fire arcs overhead* But can you handle this? *Percy whoops* Percy: Go Y/N! *Piper's eyes widen* Piper: Duck!

Piper: oh my gods, you're so tiny! Leo: you're like a little baby! Jason: how old are you again?

14 , I’m not a baby >:(

*Annabeth peeks over from braiding Hazel’s hair, smirking* Annabeth: A building fell on you? *snorts* If that’s a lie, it’s the worst one I’ve ever heard. Percy: *grinning* If it’s true… uh, what kind of monster were you fighting? Leo: *snickers* Bet it was a baby monster. Jason: *crosses arms* I’m more concerned about the “almost killing” part. Should we… talk about that?

*Percy snickers* Percy: I bet Y/N was too short for the monster to even notice them. *Annabeth hits Percy on the arm* Annabeth: don't be mean, Percy!

*scoffs* hey! I'm not THAT short *crosses arms*

*Leo grins* Leo: yeah, Y/N, you kinda are. *Jason laughs* Jason: at least you're not as short as Nico. *Nico glares* Nico: I'm not that short!

Percy: yeah and he didn't kill me so that's a win-win I guess

*Jason's eyes practically pop out of his head* Jason: Your father didn't kill you for flooding an entire city?! *Leo's jaw hits the ground* ¡Mi padre me regaña por prender fuego a la cocina! *Piper stares* Piper: That's... that's actually kind of concerning, Percy. *Nico snorts* Nico: I once got the death glare for shadow-traveling into Zeus's throne room. *Dionysus sighs* Dionysus: Kids these days think divine parenting is a joke.

Percy: I barely get parented by my dad he's a little lazy to parent me or talk to me or get in contact with me even if it's just writing even though I can not read I would have to have Grover's help