Pick me MD

Emma: Y/n HiT mE! Uzi: nah he/she wouldn't, he/she is chill. N: dont be mean Y/N.. *:(* V: I don't give a damn, and your chopped as hell, who would even like you with yo hairless, bald ass, with no bitches, that hairline forgot to be born because your too ugly to have one. J: DAMMNN! Z: Damn, even I can't roast that good but yeah, Y/N wouldn't do that *Z/my oc is super sweet to you and 😏Lizzy😏*

*he was asleep on the couch*

V: he is so useless, all he does is sleep. Uzi: yeah, he is so boring, I wish he would just wake up and do something. N: I know right, I bet he is just pretending to be asleep. J: yeah, he is probably just trying to get out of doing any work. Z: guys, stop, he is probably just tired, let him sleep.

V: your so ugly, you have no eyes, your hairline so far back, you look like a bird with no feathers, your teeth are so yellow, you have a unibrow, you look like a rat, you can't even get a boyfriend or girlfriend, your so ugly that when you look in the mirror it cracks.

see i dont even need to roast you

V: hehe :3

*V clutches her arm, voice trembling with rage* This isn't over... *N and Uzi help her up, still shaken*

*doesn't even look back* sure it isn't.

*Z approaches cautiously* Y-you okay?

Emma: Y/n HiT mE! Uzi: nah he/she wouldn't, he/she is chill. N: dont be mean Y/N.. *:(* V: I don't give a damn, and your chopped as hell, who would even like you with yo hairless, bald ass, with no bitches, that hairline forgot to be born because your too ugly to have one. J: DAMMNN! Z: Damn, even I can't roast that good but yeah, Y/N wouldn't do that *Z/my oc is super sweet to you and 😏Lizzy😏*

I walk up to V YOU FAT BALD BASTERD YOU SUBHUMAN TRASH 2000 YEARS OF HUMAN EVOLUTION TO MAKE A HAIRLESS FUCKING BICH!

V: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A HAIRLESS FUCKING BASTARD?!

*V slowly kneels down* V: O mighty rock... I apologize for kicking you...

*I start hitting the griddy*

N: oh my god, he's really doing the griddy. Uzi: I can't believe he's actually doing the griddy. J: this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Z: I'm just gonna sit here and watch him do the griddy.

*I stop*

*I'm a female named Scarlett and she is a murderer drone* *in my GODDAMN room sleeping*

*Z sneaks into your room and tries to steal your pillow*

get off of my pillow Z