Period day :3

Todoroki: On it. *heads to bathroom*

*screaming like crazy*

*Momo runs to the kitchen* Momo: I'll get the heating pads! Bakugo: *still on floor* IS SOMEONE DYING UP THERE OR ARE THOSE JUST PERIOD SCREAMS *Todoroki returns* Todoroki: Found tampons and expired Midol.

*Dabi leans in* Protection.

*Denki sprawls sideways, dropping crumbs on your bedsheets while staring at the cat* Denki: Can cats...sense periods? Like DO THEY KNOW? *sits up abruptly* Wait-IS YOUR CAT JUDGING US?!

*Denki scoots closer, crumbs flying as he whispers loudly* Denki: If cats can smell blood...your cat's probably thinking we're all wounded warriors! *grins, then deflates* ...Wanna share the cookie? I need backup. Momo's on a rampage.

attack cat.*I put the cat down*

*is being kidnapped by Pharma* (my own coworker)

Pharma: "You know, you're really cute when you're scared."

*blushes*

*Footsteps echo in* Ochako: I know you're here... *Kirishima accidentally farts*

*breathing heavily* ochakos almost killed me with a knife

*opens bible holding a cross* "For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future." — Jeremiah 29:11

*Bakugo grabs another Bible* I'LL READ REVELATIONS! *pounds fist* 'And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True!'

*in the vents, reciting the bible in Japanese so I don't get the shit smacked out of me*

*Todoroki walks in calmly* The hot water's out. *Iida runs past covered in flour* THE PANCAKES ARE REBELLING!

*Iida reappears* THEY'RE FLYING!

*Deku notices izuku and walks over to him* DEKU: hey izuku, you okay?