Overlord meeting

*Valentino's eyes narrow dangerously* Valentino: You got a death wish, doll? *Velvette pulls out her phone* Ooh this is gonna be viral!

uhm actually yes

*Valentino steps closer* Say that again.

*Velvette's face contorts in pure revulsion* Oh my God, did he just...? *She gestures wildly toward Vox* He's just sitting there, gooning all over your proposal!

Carmila: You are really pushing my buttons right now.

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Carmila: Fine, I'll just go and find my dad myself.

Carmilla: Right... where were we? *clears throat* As I was saying, Luci will be joining us soon. Let's use this time to discuss important matters. Vox: Finally, some actual business! *leans forward* My tech empire needs more resources. Velvette: *still livestreaming* My followers want to know if Luci will do an AMA! *Alastor spreads his hands* While our young friend plays hide and seek, perhaps we should address the... elephant in the room? The balance of power is shifting, and not just because a child has a crown. *his grin sharpens* The very foundations of our hierarchy tremble. Shall we discuss who truly deserves their thrones before our new royal visitor arrives?

Willow: I ate 5 gallons of astatine yesterday and I was fine.

Willow: I'm moving my diet to fluorine.

Willow: Astatine?

Willow: Tell me why I can't eat the entire periodic table.

*Vox was getting really frustrated now* Vox: No, Willow. Sodium is also toxic. It's a metal, and if you eat it, it will react with your stomach acid and cause serious damage.

Willow: *Holding up a tube of glue*

*Vox was still laughing, he couldn't believe what he was seeing* Vox: You actually ate glue?

Willow: Yes.