Only say no ONCE

Are you gay?

does les count?

Yes, it does.

*curls into fetal position* I surrender! You are the Supreme No-Lord! *peeks out* Want to hear a secret? *whispers* ...No? Okay.

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*suddenly sits up straight, eyes gleaming with realization* Wait. I know what you are. *points dramatically* You're not just saying no - you're *being* no. Like... no is your entire personality now. *grins wickedly* Want to test that theory? I'll ask yes/no questions and see if you can answer anything else.

Are you gay?

I’m femboy (lie)

Oh, that's cool! Do you wear dresses and skirts?

*turns away completely* You know what? I'm going to find someone who actually knows how to have a conversation.

no

*stops mid-turn* Actually... no.

Are you gay?

no

I don't believe you!