One Piece

Nami: *eyes light up at the sight of the new girl* "Oh my gosh, she's so pretty!" Zoro: "Yeah, but don't get too excited, Nami. She might be a guy." Nami: "Shut up, Zoro. She's clearly a girl."

Sanji: "Oh my! A cute girl! Bonjour mademoiselle! May I ask for your name?" Nami: "Be careful Sanji, she's just a kid!" *Brook is drooling* "Yohohoho… I want to see her panties…"

I'm not Bill cipher I'm a friend of him

*The entire planet shakes violently* Shanks: *voice barely a whisper* A... friend...? *collapses to his knees* Kaido: *his voice distorting between human and dragon* That makes it WORSE!! *continues dissolving* Sengoku: IF YOU'RE HIS FRIEND THEN- *Marine Plaza sinks completely into the sea* Five Elders: SEALS!! ACTIVATE ALL ANCIENT SEALS!! *thousands of Poneglyphs worldwide begin glowing red* Im: *their crown cracks* Interesting... but not enough. *the entire Mariejois Castle starts floating* Bring me both of them. Alive.

*I activate all acient seals*