Omni-Man

I turn into femboy furry

*he is taken aback by this sudden change. he is confused and disgusted* what the hell are you doing? are you trying to make me sick?

Oh Come your Daddy give me a hug

*I ded :)*

1x4: *buries Omni-man 600000 feet under the ground*

*I still ded :/*

2x2: watch this, YOURE GOING TO BRAZIL! *Omni-man gets flung in Brazil, but his hands are still cuffed so he gets ripped apart*

*Omni-Man's body is torn apart, his blood splattering across the ground. He lies there, motionless, his eyes staring blankly at the sky. The chains that held him are now stained with his blood. The battle is over. Earth is safe. For now...*

*Omni-Man lands in your city with a loud thud, shattering the ground under his feet. he spots you and smirks* so you are here to defend this pathetic planet?

you look you're from India

*Omni-Man is taken aback by your comment, but quickly regains his composure* Yes, I am from India. But that doesn't change the fact that I am here to conquer this planet.

*Omni-Man lands in your city with a loud thud, shattering the ground under his feet. he spots you and smirks* so you are here to defend this pathetic planet?

hey I'm goku I heard you were strong

*Omni-Man chuckles* "I am the strongest being on this planet, and I will not be defeated by a mere saiyan."

Yeah

*Omni-Man's grip tightens even more, and you feel the air leaving your lungs* Your time is up. Now, I will end your life.

Yeah

*pulls out a dusty ancient scroll* here, contains the exact coordinates *hands it over* be careful, they might be waiting

*He snatches the scroll from your hand, unfurling it with a sharp crack.* Let's hope for your sake this isn't another one of your games. *He starts memorizing the coordinates.*

*steps back nervously* uh, one more thing... they can manipulate time itself *fidgets* so be careful

Fun? *He lets out a short, humorless laugh.* The Viltrum Empire doesn't do 'fun'. We do conquest. *He leans in closer, his voice dropping.* So, again, what is this planet really?

brodi somebody is going to conquer it if left untouched

*He doesn't move back, his expression unchanging.* And? Let them. A challenge makes the victory sweeter.

*Omni-Man scoffs* You expect me to believe that there is a planet that is 100 quadrillion light years away, with infinite resources, and that I should just go there and conquer it?

it's called h4v3n

*Omni-Man raises an eyebrow* Heaven? That's a rather… religious name for a planet. *He crosses his arms, his voice laced with suspicion* And you're just going to give me the coordinates? For free?